Ahoy-hoy!

Hey Sailor, do you like dirty movies? Well me too, honey! Hi, I'm Riley Michael Parker, and my friends and I are making an independent exploitation film, inspired by the early work of John Waters and from the hot-button political issues that plague our nightly news (we make fun of them). The film is called THE PROMISE KEEPERS, and it follows one day in the life of a overzealous polygamist family as they kidnap, murder, and dance, dance, dance. There is a lot of dancing.

Here's one of our storyboard photos of Carolyn Main shakin' it:



Now this isn't a Pulp Fiction or My Big Fat Greek Wedding indpependent sort of film, one where Miramax or Tom Hank's wife is putting up most of the money, but an out-and-out, cut your paycheck in half, empty the bank account independent film, and we're just about broke. A few days ago, my friend and writing partner Carolyn Main and I launched our project on Kickstarter with the hopes of raising $5000 to help us finish the film. Watch our Kickstarter film by following this link:

PROMISE KEEPERS PROMO VIDEO!!

With your help, we can bring THE PROMISE KEEPERS to fruition, but without your support this project will fizzle out and die. I know that times are tough, but if you haven't already, please, pledge what you can by clicking below:

HELP THIS PROJECT AND PLEDGE TODAY!!

And here are some more storyboards to show you snippets of what will happen in the film:


(Bobbie Sue forces fellow actor Jake Gott to cuddle at knife-point.)


(Marika and Carolyn attack an unseen enemey.)

Thanks everyone! And tell your friends to DONATE! We will post another entry for every three new people who pledge money! Expect entries full of pictures, concept art, and even downloadable mp3's from the film soundtrack!

-Riley-